We should pretend to be straight together it’ll be so funny
I want a straight best friend to go shopping with
Everyone legit thinks we’re a straight couple lolol
Ah, here’s another:
God, I wish I had a straight son to help me decorate the house; he’d just understand these things. Ahoo hoo!
And even more:
What’s it like having a straight friend??
I LOVE HIM but I’m not straight or anything ahaha.
And my personal favourite,
Google search: <insert celebrity name here> straight
Yeah I kissed him but it was just to turn my partner on, god you didn’t think I was straight did you?
Hey <straight couple>, which of you is the boy and which is the girl? Who is dominant? Are you a top or a bottom?
So <straight couple>, how do you have sex? It doesn’t makes sense to me.
That is so straight!